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(From the James Bond/Monty Python crossover film, "The Man with the Holy Grail")Squire: "James, Blofeld shot your arm off!"James:  "No he didn't."Squire:  "I believe he did.  There it is, lying on the...

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(From the James Bond/Are You Being Served crossover film, "Second Floor, Women's Lingerie, Third Floor, Death")Mrs. Slocombe:  "James, are you free?"James:  "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe, how may I assist...

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       I really want to see those films.

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The name's Bowen, Jim Bowen !

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

No my dear,  I'm not at all interested in sleeping with you, I've decided asexual as I find the whole sex thing rather tedious and messy.

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"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait 

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Peppermill wrote:"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait     

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" That's  an extremely handsome lighter Mr Bond "" Yes, Three for a quid ! "

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"A small plastic baggy of granola, a diet tonic water - no alcohol - and my Birkenstocks, please."

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" Yes, M. I understand, world in peril, millions of lives as risk but...... I was taking today off  as a Personal day !"

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"Come on M, I've booked us both a spa day. Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate."

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M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her         Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? " 

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Thunderpussy wrote:M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her         Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? "  I think Brosnan would...

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Le Chiffre " I want that infomation  Mr Bond. Look that chair  with the seat removed, the knife,the  heavy knotted  rope ?  .......... just tell me and I'll give you all of them....... for keeps !"...

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(From the James Bond/Harry Potter crossover film, "Out of the Ashes, into the Volcano"Bond:  "Harry, use your wand to take care of Blofeld!  Likewise, I'll take care of Miss Swan with my wand.  Now,...

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

(From the James Bond/Monty Python crossover film, "The Man with the Holy Grail")Squire: "James, Blofeld shot your arm off!"James:  "No he didn't."Squire:  "I believe he did.  There it is, lying on the...

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

(From the James Bond/Are You Being Served crossover film, "Second Floor, Women's Lingerie, Third Floor, Death")Mrs. Slocombe:  "James, are you free?"James:  "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe, how may I assist...

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

       I really want to see those films.

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

The name's Bowen, Jim Bowen !

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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

No my dear,  I'm not at all interested in sleeping with you, I've decided asexual as I find the whole sex thing rather tedious and messy.

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