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MarcAngeDraco wrote:TheWorldIsEnough wrote:(at the end of the credits.....)"James Bond will not return. Last one. Good night, now."James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.Haha... I like...
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"James, when I said I wanted to see a picture of the head, I was talking about the boss of SPECTRE!"
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"Bond just a quick word on your last mission report " "Yes Sir ?"" You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as theyfired explosives. Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot,...
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"I'm afraid we have to skip the sex.""That's it? Push a button and I've beat the villain? No big action set piece?""Thank you for saving me James, but I'm afraid I have a boyfriend.""Well, I was kind...
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"Could you do one more thing for me Q ?" " Anything James"" Could you tape, Call the midwife, for me "
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The tests have come back, and they sadly confirm my suspicions. I'm afraid you have Herpes, Mr Bond'
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"We are the spies who say.... NEE!! NEE!! .....NEE!"
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(Villain): Stay for dinner, Mr. Bond. The pizza is almost done.
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Bond: I'll have a Fanta with no ice. And please bring two straws
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"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait
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Peppermill wrote:"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait
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" That's an extremely handsome lighter Mr Bond "" Yes, Three for a quid ! "
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"A small plastic baggy of granola, a diet tonic water - no alcohol - and my Birkenstocks, please."
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" Yes, M. I understand, world in peril, millions of lives as risk but...... I was taking today off as a Personal day !"
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"Come on M, I've booked us both a spa day. Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate."
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M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? "
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Thunderpussy wrote:M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? " I think Brosnan would...
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Le Chiffre " I want that infomation Mr Bond. Look that chair with the seat removed, the knife,the heavy knotted rope ? .......... just tell me and I'll give you all of them....... for keeps !"...
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(From the James Bond/Harry Potter crossover film, "Out of the Ashes, into the Volcano"Bond: "Harry, use your wand to take care of Blofeld! Likewise, I'll take care of Miss Swan with my wand. Now,...
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