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Re: Unlikely things to be said in a Bond Film ?

MarcAngeDraco wrote:TheWorldIsEnough wrote:(at the end of the credits.....)"James Bond will not return.  Last one.  Good night, now."James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.Haha... I like...

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    "James, when I said I wanted to see a picture of the head, I was talking about the boss of SPECTRE!"

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"Bond  just a quick word  on your last mission report " "Yes Sir ?"" You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as theyfired explosives.  Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot,...

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"I'm afraid we have to skip the sex.""That's it? Push a button and I've beat the villain? No big action set piece?""Thank you for saving me James, but I'm afraid I have a boyfriend.""Well, I was kind...

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"Could you do one more thing for me Q ?" " Anything James"" Could you tape, Call the midwife, for me "

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The tests have come back,  and they sadly confirm my suspicions. I'm afraid you have Herpes, Mr Bond'

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"We are the spies who say.... NEE!!  NEE!! .....NEE!"

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(Villain): Stay for dinner, Mr. Bond.  The pizza is almost done.

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Bond: A bottle of Lambrusco '55

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Bond: I'll have a Fanta with no ice. And please bring two straws

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"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait 

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Peppermill wrote:"Aston Martin calls it the Vanquish, we call it the Vanish"..... o wait     

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" That's  an extremely handsome lighter Mr Bond "" Yes, Three for a quid ! "

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"A small plastic baggy of granola, a diet tonic water - no alcohol - and my Birkenstocks, please."

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" Yes, M. I understand, world in peril, millions of lives as risk but...... I was taking today off  as a Personal day !"

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"Come on M, I've booked us both a spa day. Exfoliate, exfoliate, exfoliate."

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M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her         Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? " 

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Thunderpussy wrote:M, " James you have Moneypenny so anxious over this mission, she's pulled out her         Chinese worry beads !"007, " Oh, How long had she them in for ? "  I think Brosnan would...

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Le Chiffre " I want that infomation  Mr Bond. Look that chair  with the seat removed, the knife,the  heavy knotted  rope ?  .......... just tell me and I'll give you all of them....... for keeps !"...

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(From the James Bond/Harry Potter crossover film, "Out of the Ashes, into the Volcano"Bond:  "Harry, use your wand to take care of Blofeld!  Likewise, I'll take care of Miss Swan with my wand.  Now,...

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