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"No. Sorry sir but you'll have to send 008 instead."

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So it was you all the time,  My Mother's half cousin's boyfriend's step sister'sAdopted brother's girlfriend's  Brother ! It all makes sense now.

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The Domino Effect wrote:"Madame Speaker, it is with great regret that I, the prime minister, must report to you and the ladies and gentlemen of the House, that earlier this morning a crack team from...

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"I'm going to grab my accordian and leiderhosen before going to the casino"

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There's only one man for the job......and that's you, 008.

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Here you are 007 the keys to your brand new dacia duster, 0 to 60 sometime after lunch. Now dont be careful and please bring it back in pieces.

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Due to government cut backs Bond ,here is your new equipment fro

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Continued ???   from Q branch,   Webley Bulldog, Nokia pay as you go phone ,and your new Oyster card

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".Oyster card"  The sexiest of all cards. 

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Out of Martini barman ?  Then I'll just have a can of Fosters !

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M: "Jinx? Hinx? Bambi and Thumper? Have you been watching cartoons and taking Benzedrine again, 007?"

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"That's all very interesting Q, but what's the fuel economy and it's green footprint like ?"

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Bond "I'm dying. Tell Moneypenny I love her." After taking a magazines worth of 7.62 to the chest.

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Bond "I'm dying, Tell Moneypenny, ........ to delete my internet browser  history "

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(at the end of the credits.....)"James Bond will not return.  Last one.  Good night, now."

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In the early movies no-one would expect Bond to describe smoking as a "filthy habit". And yet it happened.

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TheWorldIsEnough wrote:(at the end of the credits.....)"James Bond will not return.  Last one.  Good night, now."James Bond will not return. The World Has Had Enough.

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Q to Bond ,Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full respray ,ect ect...

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always shaken wrote:Q to Bond ,Well Bond , with regards to the Aston ,its going to need 2 new doors , new glass all round off side front and rear wings, rear valance ,4 new tyres ,4 new alloys , a full...

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Here you are, Q. The car returned in perfect, working order. Not a scratch on it.

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