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" I've ordered you a steak piz gloria "" that's ok but I was looking forward to some fish fingers and chips "
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I thought you slept in pajama bottoms Mr Bond I did but then I discovered onesies, this ones Shrek !
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Your tree looks very vulgar Blofeld, sort of a meretricious and an unhappy new year.
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I'm sorry Bond, I know you're chasing the guy who blew up MI6, killed eight people, derailed an underground train, and shot up a public hearing trying to kill the current head of MI6, but... this is...
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MI5 are Puss*es ! Laughs Bond. ( Although Not really, they are a fine security service and do a wonderful job )In case they're dropping by, time to time.
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M: "Good news, 007, as of yesterday MI5 and MI6 are officially allowed to break the speed limit. The bad news is that they still want to talk with you about 92 previous offences".
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" I hear the new head of MI6, is a lady "" Sorry No, he's just started cross dressing "
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phone rings (its M ) Bond Bond where are you ?good god woman, cant I have a crap in peace?
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After that James you've made up my mind. I'm definitely a Lesbian ! You're crap in bed !
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"I know I'll never find anyone else like you...will you marry me?""Oh grow up 007!"
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phone rings (its M again)Bond, Bond, where are you,im down the Den watching Millwall
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In the archives of GEBond: Hell, there's never any body armor on 00 agent difficulty!Natalia: Wth?
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"Madame Speaker, it is with great regret that I, the prime minister, must report to you and the ladies and gentlemen of the House, that earlier this morning a crack team from Scotland Yard raided a...
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I've made you a stew from my village, Mr BondWhat's in itWell there's a school, a church and a shop ......... why do you ask ?
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OK, we'll be back, we'll be back with the dogs !Hear that James, they like us so much they're bringing their dogs. I hope they're puppies !
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M: "He's got the hard drive. And everyday his demands aren't met, he will upload a new remix of Madonna's song 'Die Another Day'"007: "Surely, you can't be serious?"M: "I am serious. And don't...
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"James...um...that's my belly button. James...JAMES!!!"
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"Have you ever slept with a man before, Mr. Bond?"
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Maury Povich: "And we're back. James, Jinx, I have the results in this envelope. James,...... You ARE the father!!!"James Bond: (explitive bleeped)Jinx: "I knew it!! You son B****. Pay up,...
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