The Domino Effect wrote:
"Madame Speaker, it is with great regret that I, the prime minister, must report to you and the ladies and gentlemen of the House, that earlier this morning a crack team from Scotland Yard raided a Chelsea address and arrested Commander James Bond, agent 007 of MI6, and have charged him with 214 cases of assault after complaints from women throughout the world that they had contracted gonorrhea from Bond after he insisted on having unprotected sex despite being aware of his medical condition..."
M : Is this true , Bond ?
Bond : Duh , WINNING !
