"Bond just a quick word on your last mission report "
"Yes Sir ?"
" You ice skated across a lake chased by Russian troops as they
fired explosives. Using a piton gun to shoot a helicopter pilot, his
falling body, pulling you up to replace him in the cockpit. You then
flew it through a hanger, barrel rolling it through, the closing doors,
as you evaded a mig fighter. Before parachuting into a private swimming
pool in a near by villa, to have some sexy times with a couple of French
twins "
" So ?"
" I'm sending you for a bloody drug check !"
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