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(From the James Bond/Are You Being Served crossover film, "Second Floor, Women's Lingerie, Third Floor, Death")

Mrs. Slocombe:  "James, are you free?"

James:  "Yes, Mrs. Slocombe, how may I assist you?"

Captain Peacock:  "James, I know this is your first day here, but I specifically asked you to do nothing else until you finish helping Mr. Humphries undress the mannequins!"

James:  "Yes, Sir."

(At this point Mr. Humphries enters the room)

Captain Peacock:  "Now James, go to the back room, take those clothes off and start servicing Mr. Humphries immediately!!"

Mr. Humphries:  ohh!!  (passes out)


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