(From the James Bond/Monty Python crossover film, "The Man with the Holy Grail")
Squire: "James, Blofeld shot your arm off!"
James: "No he didn't."
Squire: "I believe he did. There it is, lying on the ground."
James: "Just a flesh wound. Now excuse me, I need to find a shrubbery. A nice one, but not too expensive."